The Clarks

The Clarks

Monday, March 30, 2009

Dixie Love and Dance Drama

It's amazing how a quick 4 hour drive take us from this:

To this:

With freezing cold wind that blows our garbage from the curb to our front porch!

This past weekend the 6 Clarks were back in St. George for more fun (actually 5 Clarks...Sambo got to go with his Grandpas to Lake Powell to get the houseboat ready). This time it was in honor of Millie. She had a dance event where she debut her first ever duet (she danced with her friend named Jezze). To sum it up, she did a great job despite her nerves and her "injury." I put that word in quotes because it is a mystery if she really had an injury or not. Here's the story:

There is a part in her dance where she is supposed to do a tumbling trick that involves flipping to a back-bend from her knees and then kicking over. She didn't take learning this trick seriously until about a week before her performance, despite our encouragement. Those of us who know Millie knows she's very cautious so we knew she was putting this off on purpose...she was scared to do the trick and had a negative attitude about it. We got so tired of her saying, "I can't" and whining over and over. She basically wasted a whole week's worth of practice with her teacher and we knew she just wasn't even trying to do anything.
To teach her a lesson about wasting the money we pay for her dance and tumbing lessons, Dad got some of her money from her bank and pretended to throw it in the garbage, you know, to show her that when she isn't even trying she's throwing money away.
She then yelled, "You're throwing away my college savings!" and ran up to her bedroom. A little while later she came down the stairs with her backpack on her back, a purse, and her coat and boots on. Then she told us that she was going away to sell herself so she could get money to pay us back for her lessons. She was carrying this note in her hands:
Of course she didn't get past the front door because of apologies and hugs but when I asked her why she would even think of such a thing, she told me that she knew someone would buy her for 200 million dollars and then we wouldn't have to worry about money. I love her self-confidence!
Well after lots and lots of effort and pep talks, she finally nailed it! She had it perfect! She had the confidence she needed.......and then.......the "injury" happened. Five days before the performance she supposedly landed on her hand weird and hurt her wrist. Nobody witnessed this. As a nurse, I could tell she hadn't broke or sprained it or anything, it didn't even swell. I watched her closely the next 4 days and she was using it just fine. She was doing cartwheels, handstands, even back-handsprings with no complaint. Everything with Millie is so mental, bless her heart. In her mind she had decided that it was this trick that she couldn't do, even though she wouldn't even try. She said she would do it when she performed. We were all getting nervous but it was a very touchy subject. All we could do was hope she would pull it off on the big day.
The morning of the competition she talked herself into being brave and did the trick...perfectly! Yay! We were so relieved. But minutes before her turn to dance, she busted out in tears and said she couldn't do it. Well, she went out and danced her little heart out, but when the time came for her trick she just STOOD there while Jezze did it!
Being her first time dancing practically by herself in front of hundreds of people, she did great! It was pretty funny now that I think back. After her dance we were praising her but she was pretty hard on herself. Despite all the drama, they were awarded 1st place (they were the only ones in their division, but they don't have to know that).

Her team dance was absolutely amazing! She is such a good little dancer and because she was so confident in this dance (again, mental), she was incredible! They got the highest score and she was the lucky one to bring home the huge trophy so all ended well. We are very proud of her efforts and just hope that at her next one in a few weeks she can feel confident enough in herself to try it.


Just seconds before...look how nervous she is, and
then saying a little prayer


During the dance, "All that Jazz"
And after
Another great adventure! Thanks Grandma Cindy, Aunt Heidi, Alix, and Bode for coming with us and making it such a fun time!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Fun in the desert

The week after California we were on the road again. This time it was to St. George so Dad could race in the first mountain bike event of the year. To read about the details of the race click here. We shared a condo with the Sunderlage family and had a blast being in the PERFECT weather. Everytime we go to St. George, Holly and I have the same conversation on the way home. It goes like this:

Sam-I think we should move down here

Holly-I would love to live in St. George, but we need to be closer to the mountains and our family

Sam-But it doesn't get cold here

Holly-But that means no skiing

Sam-True, but Cedar is only an hour a way

Holly-True, maybe we should move down here, and convince everyone we love to move here too

Monday after returning home, it snowed. We really should move to St. George!!!
Here are a few pics of the kids, the race, and playing in the dirt. Did I mention the weather was PERFECT?



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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Princess Bed

Apparently, Millie is not the only one who loves her new bed. While Millie was up late finishing her homework two little men snuck into her bed and fell asleep. When we asked them the next morning why they were in the Princess bed they both denied ever being there. Well boys, we've got proof!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Lance, call me!

This photo was taken at the Tour of California (The biggest pro cycling race in North America) and yup we were there. As you have seen the details of the California trip from the previous posts, everyone had their "special" day and this was Dad's day. We met the Kann family in Carlsbad and made the trek up Mt. Palomar, near Escondido. The mountain is super steep and really long, so naturally I wanted to see the pros suffer like I do riding up Suncrest. Here is the view from the top. As we get to the top of the mountain (Also known as "The King of the Mountain" we saw and experienced pure cycling bliss!5 hours before the race started this is what the road looked like.
The road was packed full of psyco fans and Wilbur was really uncomfortable with the massive BOOBS right above his head! Here is another pic of the lunatics.Holly was "lucky" enough to get her picture taken with the world famous Elk Dude, The Pope, and a drunk lady. Millie couldnt understand why the Pope wanted to drink the wine the drunk lady was offering. Another highlight of this day was the snow. It is crazy to think that you go to California to play in the snow. Here are the kids, with the Kann kids sliding down the hill in their jeans. The Kann kids had never been in the snow before this day.Keep in mind we showed up to the race 5 hours before it began so we had a ton of time to hang out, write our favorite riders name on the street with chalk, and take leaksSo when the riders did make it up the hill to us we went crazy. Here are some pics of the riders. Do any of them look familiar?andThat's Levi (the winner of this race) in the first pic, and yes this is Lance Armstrong and as of today has not called to chat with Millie!

Unless you are a cycling fan you probably wouldn't know anyone in this shot.



What started out as "Dad's" special day turned out to be a BLAST for the whole family and we all can't wait to do it again!!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

We're Going Green



Happy St. Patrick's Day!
The 6 Clarks find any reason to celebrate, and today is no exception. To some, today is not really a big deal, you just wear green and call it good...but here it's a pretty big deal. We love St. Patty's day! To kick it off, last night we had a very green dinner: Green pasta with green alfredo sauce, green salad with green ranch dressing, green jigglers, green breadsticks, green punch, and of course green cake for dessert.



This morning our little ones woke up to find a little leprechaun had left gold chocolate coins in their rooms and in their shoes.


For breakfast we ate green eggs. And of course, we're all wearing green. Will's birthday is tomorrow, but I really think he was supposed to be born a day earlier because his favorite color has always been green, and he loves those chocolate gold coins more than anything. Throughout the year whenever we go to a store/gas station, he searches for the chocolate gold coins. In fact, he loves going with me to Joanne's Craft store because he knows they always have those in the check-out aisle.

Today he has been setting little traps so he can catch a leprechaun, and he has been outside hunting for a clover in our nappy, soggy grass that is still somewhat covered with snow. The best was a few minutes ago he walked out of the bathroom and exclaimed, "Mom, my pee AND poo is green!" He was totally stoked! And THAT is what prompted this post. Hmm, maybe a little too much green food coloring?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Road trip funnies

Road trips are the best! Where else can you be confined as a family for 10 hours straight? It gave everybody a chance to get to know each other little bit better. Here are some highlights of the conversations to and from California:
1. Wilbur likes the word "freakin". A few examples of this are: Disneyland is so "freakin' awesome and the churros are the "freakingest" best. Also I am so "freakin" hungry, and Millie get out of the "freakin" stroller.
2. Wilbur also was caught a few times saying "Hell". Of course this freaked Millie out. As the resident rule police she about fainted at Wilbur's first "H" bomb. I had a chat with Wilbur about his language and Sambo heard the conversation. It went like this:
Dad: Wilbur do you know what Hell means?
Wilbur: No what does Hell mean?
Dad: Hell is a place where the Devil lives. Do you know what the Devil is?
Sambo: Yeah like you know on Indiana Jones when that guy rips the heart out with his hands? That is what the Devil is.
3. Sambo wants to go to California on a mission. As we were driving to the bike race Sambo was looking at the fields of lemon, lime and orange trees in awe. After some deep thought he turned to Will and said "You know Will if you went on a mission here you could just eat lemons and oranges off the trees". Apparently all the talk of Devils and Hell had him thinking about holier things!
4. The topic of school bullies came up and Millie shared this nugget with us: She informed us that there is a girl on their bus and that she is a bully. We asked her what she does to be a bully and Millie said that once she called all the girls "Vaginas" on the way home from school!
5. Millie then asked me what is the most important part of a woman's body? This is how the conversation went "Dad, I know you do surgery on women and in your opinion what is the most important part of a woman's body? After composing myself I said "The Uterus, because that is where the babies grow". She looked at me somewhat confused and said I was just wondering because some boys at school say it is the "BOOBIES".
Really, "BOOBIES" ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Nightmare!!!!!
6. While we are on the topic of Millie, here is another gem. On the way down we stopped in Las Vegas for a little shopping. We were in vacation mode and on the prowl for some swimsuits. Holly shopped while I hauled the kids around Fashion Island Mall. She narrowed the search down to a handful of suits and tried them on for us so we could voice our opinion. I snuck in a super cute bikini hoping she would go for it. Anyway Millie saw Holly in the bikini and had an instant meltdown. She could not believe her own mom was trying on a bikini! Over the next hour the only thing we heard about was modesty! Good girl Millie, now can you please remember that for the next 10 years?

There were others but these seemed to stand out. Other activities that took place were Millie watching High School Musical 3 no less than 7 times, Will defeating every video game he has for his "Leapster", Sambo wanting to stop at EVERY gas station to get a snack, Holly trying to crack the mystery of the Rubiks cube (she actually solved the whole thing once, but I messed it up before we could get a picture), and me wanting to stop at every In and Out Burger on I-15. Great trip, great times, and like I said before "road trips are the best"!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

California

It's true: Disneyland is the happiest place on earth (well, one of them)! Below are the pictures from our amazing vacation. Can't begin to explain what a great time we had together, even without our little girl. Great weather and no crowds! It was so neat to spend some good quality time with these 3. They are good kids and they deserved it! It was fun to see them be such great buddies and have such fun together. This vacation is exactly what we needed to really spend some one-on-one time with each one. Lots of stories to tell from this trip...stay tuned.
Thanks for the good times, kids. We love you.

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One more thing: Turns out that leaving Quincy with Grandma and Aunt Heidi cured her of some of her naughty habits...

-She now lets me put a bib on her (she has refused to wear a bib for the past 6 months, very messy and frustrating! But my mom worked on that one all week)
-She was happy to go into nursery on Sunday for the 1st time
-She was happy to go to the kids club at the gym for the 1st time

I guess she got over her separation issues! Nice work everyone.

On our trip we saw many little toddlers having melt downs and tantrums and we just had to giggle to ourselves and be grateful that it wasn't us!

Monday, March 2, 2009

I Befeated Him

A few posts ago I mentioned that Wilbur has started Ju Jitsu classes. Tonight Lunchbox joined him in class and instantly fell in love. Coach Mike starts class out by teaching the class a move, and then works with each boy until they get the concept. Following the instruction he has the class try the moves out on each other. Well wouldn't you know it Lunchbox and Wilbur get paired up to spar. The move tonight was a grasp and throw. Once someone lands on the ground the partner is supposed to pin the opponent to the mat.
So it is 7:00pm and class is over. I go into the dojo to get the wanna be ninjas and Sambo runs over with his sad face. For those of you who know Sambo aka Lunchbox, his facial expression tells everything. I asked him what was wrong and before he could answer, Wilbur proudly screamed "I befeated him". When I asked them what that meant Sambo admitted that Wilbur got him in a grasp, put him on the mat, and wouldn't let him up. Wilbur is so scrawny and Sambo is a brick, so it goes to show that technique beats strength any day. On the way home Sam said he couldn't wait until next week to learn a move to befeat Will. As Coach Mike says "I am a Champion and I will never give up!"